Right then, let's play:

Guess which cack-handed idiot dropped her mobile phone into a 5 litre bucket of high quality acrylic formula masonry paint for exterior walls!
I'm sure it'll be hilariously funny in about six months time. At the moment, though, it just seems to demonstrate more than ever what a ludicrous joke I am ( Read more... )

Oh dear. Edna has never liked wearing collars. When a collar was first put on her, when she lived with her previous owner, she apparently scratched at it so much that within days she'd pulled a tuft of fur out, and had to be decollared. Since she's lived here, she's noticeably scratched at her collars far more than Branwell does, though without ( Read more... )